June 25, 2024 – Christmas in July, but in June
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Brush: Semogue 2000
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Razor: Blackland - Blackbird Lite
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Blade: Personna Lab Blue (3)
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Lather: Macduff’s Soap Company – Christmas Tree
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Post Shave: Noble Otter – Tis the Season splash
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Fragrance: Duke Cannon – Sawtooth EDP
Allow me to tell you the story of today’s shave in a way properly fitting a hat shave. From the man who gave you cat in the hat, I give you the misguided hat shave via Dr Suess, or at least how he might done it.
Shaving with a hat.
Now who’s crazy idea was that?
A hat shave I’ve never tried.
Now I must in front of my bride.
Today Christmas Tree is up to bat,
But using the hat should be clarified.
This bucket hat seems way to flat.
It almost appears to have died.
Maybe it just needs a pat.
“You’re doing it wrong” my wife cried.
“The hat’s not for your feet.”
But judges think feet pics are éclat.
Well perhaps I use a hat as a bowl.
This red one is perfect for the role.
The soap goes in the bottom, so I’m told.
The scent of trees is rather bold.
A good lather is the goal.
Look right there, its begun to unfold.
“You’re still wrong” my wife did cajole
She’s quite the expert in my household.
She placed my head inside a new hats hole.
A hat on my head, well that is old.
What challenge could that possibly be?
Which judge has decided to troll.
I lathered up with the hat on my head.
I began to wish I was still in bed.
A little bird decided to help me shave.
A smooth dehairing that little bird gave.
Now that I’m done the hair is shed,
Tis the Season I do crave.
It fits the theme, or so I’ve read.
One thing left I must be brave.
Lets first let us rewind time instead.
The Sawtooth that I could not save
From cutting down the Christmas Tree today
But it’s Christmas, so I used it and forgave.