SOTD by u/curbside_champ

u/curbside_champ posted on 2024-06-26 19:15:01-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

June 26, 2024 – Wildcard Wednesday

Last year for Wildcard Wednesday I missed the memo and used a soap. The scrub shame from u/Enndeegee was great, but I vowed to do better. I decided to keep things within the boundaries of for human use as my wife is already asking me when this thing ends, and a hospital trip might end in divorce. That limited me a little bit, but I put together a plan to attempt to redeem myself. Now u/Priusaurus used KY last year in his classy romantic coitus shave, but what about us average people. You know the kind that have to look up what those words even mean. Well allow me to introduce to a different kind of shave, a shave that includes what goes on behind the scenes.

  • The Lather: For today’s shave I went straight to business with a little bit of Slippery Stuff Personal Lubricant Shaving Gel. Bowl lathering this stuff was pretty much impossible so I had to scrap that idea. With any chance of a brush foreplay over I moved straight to a quick spread by hand. Now when I bought this “personal lubricant” I had the idea that maybe it would be a slick gel, but it’s a lot more slimy than slick.
  • The Shave: Shaving my face with a women’s pube razor, not my finest moment. As if that doesn’t sum up the shave, the lube acting very similar to how it felt rubbing it on my face. This was a zero cushion shave with near constant clogging with lube. It doesn’t help that this razor is tiny so it took forever. Thankfully the Slippery Stuff is long lasting so it didn’t dry up. Eventually I got through some semblance of a shave and with minimal cutting. Here is a quick shot of some of the action.
  • Aftershave/Frag: So now that I’ve done the ~~dirty~~ shave its time for a little self care because lets face it, this isn’t a classy shave and sometimes it doesn’t end well. I started with a search for a suitable lotion for the job. When I was talking with u/2SaintsDude about needing a product he was more than happy to help me out and give me his to use. Yes, the Happy Nuts Comfort Cream is used. Against my better judgment and with the encouragement of 2SaintsDude I rubbed the lotion on my skin. Thankfully he wasn’t here to watch me or it might have gotten awkward. Now that I had a proper aftershave lotion to powder I needed a suitable fragrance. In the interest of equality I wanted to represent both sexes here and well we all know what fragranced self care the other sex might use to smell a little better down there. That’s right I went straight to the douche. The fragrance on this stuff was quite strong and I immediately regretted this decision to pour it in my hand and put it on my face, but I cant stop now, Enndeegee is always watching.
  • Theme: Pretty sure no one else subjected themselves to an unforgettable genital themed shave. I used a gel to shave, a lotion for aftershave, and a fragranced product as my frag. Did I do it right this time Enndeegee?
  • Challenge: Brush cleaning is really the least of my concerns right now as I sit here smelling like a literal douche, but I know my brush is going to need a thorough scrubbing after today. So how do I do it. If it wasn’t already clear I’m a simple man. I hand lather some dish soap with the brush, rinsing and repeating a few times. I then leave it to dry for a few days to ensure it’s both clean and ready for the next shave.

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This SOTD is part of the challenge
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[June 26, 2024 – Wildcard Wednesday](https://imgur.com/a/6-26-24-wildcard-wednesday-0C33ep2)

* **Brush:** Left Hand
* **Razor:** [About Body – Bikini Shavers](https://imgur.com/a/razor-K7oPFE2)
* **Blade:** See razor
* **Lather:** [Slippery Stuff – Personal Lubricant Gel](https://imgur.com/a/afPqmES)
* **Post Shave:** [Happy Nuts – Comfort Cream](https://imgur.com/a/happy-nuts-A8GzZCp)
* **Fragrance:** [Summer’s Eve – Island Splash Douche](https://imgur.com/a/fragrance-Hs6gIAO)

Last year for Wildcard Wednesday I missed the memo and[ used a soap](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wetshaving/comments/159x746/comment/jtlyl2s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button). The scrub shame from u/Enndeegee was great, but I vowed to do better. I decided to keep things within the boundaries of for human use as my wife is already asking me when this thing ends, and a hospital trip might end in divorce. That [limited me](https://imgur.com/a/rules-V0BFlA7) a little bit, but I put together [a plan](https://imgur.com/a/i5NMX25) to attempt to redeem myself. Now u/Priusaurus used KY last year in his [classy](https://imgur.com/a/classy-priusaurus-LN4DQtV) romantic coitus shave, but what about us average people. You know the kind that have to look up what those words even mean. Well allow me to introduce to a different kind of shave, a shave that includes what goes on [behind the scenes](https://imgur.com/a/crotch-shave-sy8YeCA).

* **The Lather:** For today’s shave I went straight to business with a little bit of Slippery Stuff Personal Lubricant Shaving Gel. Bowl lathering this stuff was [pretty much impossible](https://imgur.com/a/jSTa2l7) so I had to scrap that idea. With any chance of a brush foreplay over I moved straight to a quick spread by hand. Now when I bought this “personal lubricant” I had the idea that maybe it would be a slick gel, but it’s a lot more slimy than slick.
* **The Shave:** Shaving my face with a women’s pube razor, not my finest moment. As if that doesn’t sum up the shave, the lube acting very similar to how it felt rubbing it on my face. This was a zero cushion shave with near constant clogging with lube. It doesn’t help that this razor is tiny so it took forever. Thankfully the Slippery Stuff is long lasting so it didn’t dry up. Eventually I got through some semblance of a shave and with minimal cutting. Here is a [quick shot](https://imgur.com/a/lhaaFBM) of some of the action.
* **Aftershave/Frag:** So now that I’ve done the ~~dirty~~ shave its time for a little self care because lets face it, this isn’t a classy shave and sometimes it [doesn’t end well](https://imgur.com/a/bad-move-pOZMaJp). I started with a search for a suitable lotion for the job. When I was talking with u/2SaintsDude about needing a product he was more than happy to[ help me out](https://imgur.com/a/helpful-friend-rpHQ96q) and give me his to use. Yes, the Happy Nuts Comfort Cream is used. Against my better judgment and with the [encouragement](https://imgur.com/a/JJ1cQrJ) of 2SaintsDude [I rubbed the lotion on my skin](https://imgur.com/a/lotion-27uKuvp). Thankfully he wasn’t here to watch me or it might have gotten [awkward](https://imgur.com/a/awkward-AdsY0jX). Now that I had a proper aftershave lotion to powder I needed a suitable fragrance. In the interest of equality I wanted to represent both sexes here and well we all know what fragranced self care the other sex might use to smell a little better down there. That’s right I went straight to the [douche](https://imgur.com/a/full-douche-81s7GkR). The fragrance on this stuff was quite strong and I immediately regretted this decision to [pour it in my hand](https://imgur.com/a/frag-de-douche-ITt0iQI) and put it on my face, but I cant stop now, Enndeegee is [always watching](https://imgur.com/a/shame-4sSxr3a).
* **Theme:** Pretty sure no one else subjected themselves to an unforgettable genital themed shave. I used a gel to shave, a lotion for aftershave, and a fragranced product as my frag. [Did I do it right](https://imgur.com/a/good-enough-u4Hs6Oj) this time Enndeegee?
* **Challenge:** Brush cleaning is really the least of my concerns right now as I sit here smelling like a literal douche, but I know my brush is going to [need a thorough scrubbing](https://imgur.com/a/no-more-lube-please-167TzDo) after today. So how do I do it. If it wasn’t already clear I’m a simple man. I hand lather some dish soap with the brush, rinsing and repeating a few times. I then leave it to dry for a few days to ensure it’s both clean and ready for the next shave.