SOTD by u/curbside_champ

u/curbside_champ posted on 2024-06-05 20:03:52-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

June 5, 2024 – Canned Shave Goop

  • Brush: Lefty
  • Razor: Gillette - Fusion
  • Blade: Gillette - ProGlide
  • Lather: Dollar Shave Club – Shave Butter
  • Post Shave: Brut – Classic After Shave
  • Fragrance: Brut – Classic Cologne
  • The Lather: Dollar Shave Club is full of all sorts of bad ideas. Whoever thought a translucent gel would be an appealing shave lubricant should be taken out back. It felt, smelled, and looked like I rubbed KY all over my face. Honestly, I swear even that would have been better, I guess most people just get used to it. After rubbing enough with my left hand I was almost able to form something reminiscent of tiny bubbles.
  • The Shave: There is a reason I stopped using these 5 bladed pieces of crap. At first I told myself and more importantly my wife it was to save money. Really it because they give such an awful shave. It probably didn’t help I shaved with my left hand. That talentless lump of flesh is as uncoordinated as a baby giraffe. Since it was reverse day I also decided to up the ante by shaving XTG first (I never shave ATG) and then WTG because why the hell wouldn’t I when I have a zero cushion lather.
  • Aftershave/Frag: Sticking with today’s theme of mass-produced locally available garbage, I used Brut. Target, Walmart, or CVS take your pic and you’ll find it near me.
  • Theme: Well Dollar Shave Club’s Shave Butter doesn’t come in a can, but it is available locally and definitely feels like goop. In fact everything used today can be found at a local store, including a left hand but that costs extra.
  • Challenge: Reverse my lather routine, of course. I started by face lathering (I bowl lather normally) with my non-dominant hand (left). I used a reverse pattern shaving (XTG to WTG) and used the opposite hand to shave as well.
  • Acknowledgement: Thank you u/2SaintsDude for the splash and frag for today’s shave, I hope to never have to use them again.

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This SOTD is part of the challenge
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[June 5, 2024 – Canned Shave Goop](https://imgur.com/a/6-5-2024-canned-shave-goop-OdlVENg)

* **Brush:** Lefty
* **Razor:** Gillette - Fusion
* **Blade:** Gillette - ProGlide
* **Lather:** Dollar Shave Club – Shave Butter
* **Post Shave:** Brut – Classic After Shave
* **Fragrance:** Brut – Classic Cologne
* **The Lather:** Dollar Shave Club is full of all sorts of bad ideas. Whoever thought a translucent gel would be an appealing shave lubricant should be taken out back. It felt, smelled, and looked like I rubbed KY all over my face. Honestly, I swear even that would have been better, I guess most people [ just get used to it](https://imgur.com/nVpcnsU). After rubbing enough with my left hand I was almost able to form something reminiscent of tiny bubbles.
* **The Shave:** There is a reason I stopped using these 5 bladed pieces of crap. At first I told myself and more importantly my wife it was to save money. Really it because they give such an awful shave. It probably didn’t help I shaved with my left hand. That talentless lump of flesh is as uncoordinated as a [baby giraffe](https://imgur.com/a/baby-giraffe-48AVAHV). Since it was reverse day I also decided to up the ante by shaving XTG first (I never shave ATG) and then WTG because why the hell wouldn’t I when I have a zero cushion lather.
* **Aftershave/Frag:** Sticking with today’s theme of mass-produced locally available [garbage](https://imgur.com/a/i-love-garbage-oXOQEgi), I used Brut. Target, Walmart, or CVS take your pic and you’ll find it near me.
* **Theme:** Well Dollar Shave Club’s Shave Butter doesn’t come in a can, but it is available locally and definitely feels like goop. In fact everything used today can be found at a local store, including a left hand but that costs extra.
* **Challenge:** Reverse my lather routine, of course. I started by face lathering (I bowl lather normally) with my non-dominant hand (left). I used a reverse pattern shaving (XTG to WTG) and used the opposite hand to shave as well.
* **Acknowledgement:** Thank you u/2SaintsDude for the splash and frag for today’s shave, I hope to never have to use them again.