2024-06-15 - One must imagine their lather wet
- Lather: Mickey Lee Soapworks - Grand Havana
- Post Shave: Summer Break Soaps - Valedictorian
- Fragrance: House of Mammoth - Tobacconist
- Razor: Rockwell 6S #ADJUSTABLE
- Brush: Yaqi Metal Timberwolf
Unifying Theme: Tobacco
Near Death Experience:
Who else spent their May working down a tub so that they would
have something clear and indisputable for today's theme?
Who else did that with unobtanium?!
Soap is meant to be used, and just about all of my
soap is nearly full.
Grand Havana is one of my oldest, though,
so it may have already been the right soap for today,
I still thought I'd make sure it was
unambiguous.
Water Day: What better way to appreciate said unobtanium than by
depriving it of its effective function?
It's like they used to say 'round here:
"If your lather ain't nearly drippin`,
then maybe you should add more water to it,
but be mindful that water quality isn't the same everywhere and that
that necessarily affects qualities and consistency of the lather."
#FOF
I feel like Grand Havana might be more on the floral side of tobaccos.
Honestly, it's not my favorite,
and I hesitate to say whether it would be in my top 10 of tobacco scents,
not to say I've ranked them.
Meanwhile, Valedictorian may be in the top 5. It's not pure tobacco,
but the tobacco is indeed the star. There's almost a sweetness to it that makes
me think it's what Kaw's Merchant of Tobacco could only hope to be, but then
the tobacco comes back reminding me that that's what this scent is all about.
Tobacconist is, of course, number 1,
nearly perfect with its nearly pure humidor experience.
#photocontest Earth
I imagine some people have already used random ground-stones from the wilds.
I won't, because the air outside is made of death,
and I have no desire for an encounter with death.
I happened to already have these perfectly round stones,
not entirely unlike that which we see here pushed up the hill by Happy Sisyphus.
This is actually relevant to today.
Many of us are already familiar with Sisyphus and his eternal torment of
pushing a boulder up a hill, only for it to roll back down again, rinse/repeat
(it's not unlike the very process of shaving).
Only slightly fewer of us, especially on reddit, may be familiar with
Albert Camus' take on the meaningless toil of Sisyphus, positing that
"one must imagine Sisyphus happy."
Fewer still, I suspect, are aware of how he wound up with
this tidily applicable punishment:
He imprisoned Death.
Death showed up to take Sispyphus away in chains,
but Sisyphus was like, "Man, those lousy chains sure suck donkey dick,"
but Death put them on himself to prove him wrong like,
"No, see, even I can't get out of these chains; they're pretty sweet."
So Sispyhus kicked Death into his basement and Death couldn't escape because chains.
With Death trapped, no one could die,
and everyone lived ~~happily ever after~~ literally forever.
The End