u/cowzilla3 posted on 2024-06-02 12:33:55-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown) Jun. 2, 2024 - OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!
- Prep: Shower, Baxter Shave Tonic
- Brush: Dogwood Maggards 26mm SHD
- Razor: Heritage Collection Gibbs 15
- Blade: Personna Platinum (2)
- Lather: Summer Break Soaps - Remote Learning (V2)
- Post Shave: Summer Break Soaps - Remote Learning (V2)
- Fragrance: You Did This
Fellow Shave Boys of the Wasteland, what a joyous day we have today. A day we are sure to ride to Valhalla on our Shave Rigs, to dine with the great Immorten Priusaurus! Come with me, Imperator Cowzilla, as we clean the hair on the Fury Shave to glory and victory. For I have the last available Old Spice dupe, worshipped be its name: The Remote. The Remote, crafted in the Rocket K Halls of the Before using the 455 magic. After the fall, the Old Spice was weak! But no longer. Immorten Priusaurus provides! And he has graced me, yes me, today with The Remote -- the only surviving dupe in the Wasteland.
As the History Man tells us thanks to his proud book from Read-Ut (Read-Ut be the wise. Read-Ut be the knowing), there were many dupes before the big kerblamo but they have all gone the way way. Now, there is only The Remote. Only The Remote to guide us when we need to clean the hair with Old Spice. Only The Remote to lead us to Valhalla and immortality. But the History Man and Immorten Priusaurus tell us it is the scent of the before Spice, the Spice of the world before. The History Man knows his learning and Immorten Priusaurus knows the truth.
But Immorten Priusaurus has crowned me today not just with The Remote Sup but with The Remote Splush! Today is a great day! A great day! The Splush is not Old Spice but another smell. A smell from the Mountains, from the Green Place where something called dew drips from things that grow from the ground. The Splush lasts longer, driving us to Valhalla like nothing else. SPICEY AND OLD! ENTERING THE GATES, SPICY AND OLD!
But I have a secret that not even Immorten Priusaurus knows about. I finds it in the sand while prepping my Shave Rig. It smells a bit like The Remote but there's something else. A secret something. A something that not even Immorten Priusaurus has smellted. It's called the "You Did This" and it is the scent of Valhalla. The scent you smell when you are witnessed, when you ride into the halls, Spicey and Old! I have smellted it and I wear it now!
WITNESS ME!
Detected Items:
- Razor: Heritage Collection Gibbs 15
- Brush: Dogwood Maggards 26mm SHD
- Lather: Summer Break Soaps - Remote Learning (V2)
- Post Shave: Summer Break Soaps - Remote Learning (V2)
This SOTD is part of the challenge
- Lather Games 2024
**Jun. 2, 2024 - OH WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!**
* **Prep:** Shower, Baxter Shave Tonic
* **Brush:** Dogwood Maggards 26mm SHD
* **Razor:** Heritage Collection Gibbs 15
* **Blade:** Personna Platinum (2)
* **Lather:** Summer Break Soaps - Remote Learning (V2)
* **Post Shave:** Summer Break Soaps - Remote Learning (V2)
* **Fragrance:** You Did This
Fellow Shave Boys of the Wasteland, what a joyous day we have today. A day we are sure to ride to Valhalla on our [Shave Rigs](https://i.imgur.com/CyIXFAt.jpg), to dine with the great Immorten Priusaurus! Come with me, Imperator Cowzilla, as we clean the hair on the Fury Shave to glory and victory. For I have the last available Old Spice dupe, worshipped be its name: [The Remote](https://i.imgur.com/7I63xQm.jpg). The Remote, crafted in the Rocket K Halls of the Before using the 455 magic. After the fall, the Old Spice was weak! But no longer. Immorten Priusaurus provides! And he has graced me, yes me, today with The Remote -- the only surviving dupe in the Wasteland.
As the History Man tells us thanks to his proud book from Read-Ut (Read-Ut be the wise. Read-Ut be the knowing), there were many dupes before the big kerblamo but they have all gone the way way. Now, there is only The Remote. Only The Remote to guide us when we need to clean the hair with Old Spice. Only The Remote to lead us to Valhalla and immortality. But the History Man and Immorten Priusaurus tell us it is the scent of the before Spice, the Spice of the world before. The History Man knows his learning and Immorten Priusaurus knows the truth.
But Immorten Priusaurus has crowned me today not just with The Remote Sup but with The Remote Splush! Today is a great day! A great day! The Splush is not Old Spice but another smell. A smell from the Mountains, from the Green Place where something called dew drips from things that grow from the ground. The Splush lasts longer, driving us to Valhalla like nothing else. SPICEY AND OLD! ENTERING THE GATES, SPICY AND OLD!
But I have a secret that not even Immorten Priusaurus knows about. I finds it in the sand while prepping my Shave Rig. It smells a bit like The Remote but there's something else. A secret something. A something that not even Immorten Priusaurus has smellted. It's called the "You Did This" and it is the scent of Valhalla. The scent you smell when you are witnessed, when you ride into the halls, Spicey and Old! I have smellted it and I wear it now!
[WITNESS ME!](https://i.imgur.com/HLCh9g1.jpg)