SOTD by u/Marquis90

July 3, 2023

• Brush: Böker -Synthetic
• Razor: Blackland Era #CNC
• Blade: Astra SP (Green) (2)
• Lather: Cella Crema de Barba (Red)
• Post Shave: Southern Witchcrafts – Boonana
• Fragrance: Diesel – Spirit of the brave intense

#FOF

Dear u/RedMosquitoMM,

I know we did not have the best time in the past. For over a year i am mocking you, because you do not like Sea Spiced Lime. You have to understand me. Just like Helga Pataki, I wanted your attention. Speaking of ‘Hey Arnold!’. While he has a football head, you are blessed with the nose of Grenouille, George R R Martins ability to work with words, all trapped in the body of a college Footballer. I bet when you read our SOTDs, you can see that we try to copy your style of putting reaction pictures and memes down our texts. But we peasants lack the ability to describe scents as wide and detailed as you did. Forgive us. For me your posts did not stand out to me like other latheriors. You kept your dignity during the games and did not get lost in shaving with cum. You kept a high entertaining and engaging quality through the whole games.
Today, I tried to impress you by using Cella -RED. Halve your name is written on the soap! I also used the Blackland Era. I think you got one, too. Becausse the soap was new to me, I used my Böker synthetic. Its as reliable, as you posting a SOTD. I had high hopes for the soap. r/wicked_edge goes crazy about its slickness. Well, wicked_edge sure has its own problems, but now it was competing with Highland base and DG soap. I must say, that if I were on a budget, I would agree with the “hype”. The soap kept some of its promise. The blackland Era worked wonderful today. I am still not sure if its that efficient, or the Astra blade works so well for me. Although there was almost no blade feel, the result spoke for its own. I had a fantastic shave and am smooth like a pickup line.
To catch your interest in me, I wanted to use really sweet scents today. Who does not like sweets, and maybe today I can be your candy? At least, I wanted to make the colleagues in the office crave sweets. I wanted them to saliva over chocolate, candy and gummy bears. I wanted to see how they plunder the kitchen and look for something with sugar.

I failed HARD! While the Cella had great amaretto and marzipan notes, which might fit well to a Tiramisu cake, the aftershave killed my plan. Who would have thought that a “gothic couple”, who dedicated their brand to death and decay would not produce a cloying banana scent? I did not! At least it could have been a ripe banana, exuding the scent of past fruitiness and maybe nurishing a cute ape. Boonana has some babana to it, but the bourbon, tobacco and musk make it wearable for everyone who is not J33pguy13. Last try. Diesel- Spirit of the brave intense. The internet says its too sweet. Perfect for my plan. NOT!!! Its just warm vanilla. Its so boring and the longevity is garbage. I am sorry I failed you.

No Homo!

**July 3, 2023**

* **Brush:** Böker -Synthetic
* **Razor:** Blackland Era #CNC
* **Blade:** Astra SP (Green) (2)
* **Lather:** Cella Crema de Barba (Red)
* **Post Shave:** Southern Witchcrafts – Boonana
* **Fragrance:** Diesel – Spirit of the brave intense

\#FOF

Dear u/RedMosquitoMM,

I know we did not have the best time in the past. For over a year i am mocking you, because [you do not like Sea Spiced Lime](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/706/073/4cf.jpg). You have to understand me. Just like [Helga Pataki](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/65c41143-2d90-4421-9b7d-0392e8099ec1/dcs0l79-10afbe4c-e2eb-480f-ab33-17d2011da210.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiJcL2ZcLzY1YzQxMTQzLTJkOTAtNDQyMS05YjdkLTAzOTJlODA5OWVjMVwvZGNzMGw3OS0xMGFmYmU0Yy1lMmViLTQ4MGYtYWIzMy0xN2QyMDExZGEyMTAucG5nIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmZpbGUuZG93bmxvYWQiXX0.eqAT1CXJRbMMZ_3A-jV2FJFfUg-XugRSYF2nkZ2pOKk), I wanted your attention. Speaking of ‘Hey Arnold!’. While he has a football head, you are blessed with the nose of [Grenouille](https://feeds.abplive.com/onecms/images/uploaded-images/2023/05/09/f5289920070c9934fccc8f8b775093311683617610291613_original.jpg), [George R R Martins](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a8/fa/f2/a8faf29f189e58358dc2a085c19e6c90.jpg) ability to work with words, all trapped in the body of a college Footballer. I bet when you read our SOTDs, you can see that we try to [copy your style](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/maxresdefault-1605111824.jpg?crop=1.00xw:1.00xh;0,0&resize=1200:*) of putting reaction pictures and memes down our texts. But we peasants lack the ability to describe scents as wide and detailed as you did. Forgive us.
For me your posts did not stand out to me like other latheriors. You kept your dignity during the games and did not get lost in shaving with cum. You kept a high entertaining and engaging quality through the whole games.
Today, I tried to impress you by using Cella -RED. Halve your name is written on the soap! I also used the Blackland Era. [I think you got one, too](https://imgur.com/EF5esVJ).
Becausse the soap was new to me, I used my Böker synthetic. Its as reliable, as you posting a SOTD. I had high hopes for the soap. r/wicked_edge goes crazy about its slickness. Well, wicked_edge sure has its own problems, but now it was competing with Highland base and DG soap. I must say, that if I were on a budget, I would agree with the “hype”. The soap kept some of its promise.
The blackland Era worked wonderful today. I am still not sure if its that efficient, or the Astra blade works so well for me. Although there was almost no blade feel, the result spoke for its own. I had a fantastic shave and am smooth like a pickup line.
To catch your interest in me, I wanted to use really sweet scents today. Who does not like sweets, and maybe today [I can be your candy](https://preview.redd.it/50-cent-goes-to-the-candy-shop-v0-fzd20yr0rfna1.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=edc5439a8b923611c7b564c0d5c00348730ccbdf)?
At least, I wanted to make the colleagues in the office crave sweets. I wanted them to saliva over chocolate, candy and gummy bears. I wanted to see how they plunder the kitchen and look for something with [sugar](https://imgur.com/6mqee9H).

[I failed HARD!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of2wuOhqCF0)
While the Cella had great amaretto and marzipan notes, which might fit well to a Tiramisu cake, the aftershave killed my plan.
Who would have thought that a “gothic couple”, who dedicated their brand to death and decay would not produce a cloying banana scent? I did not! At least it could have been a ripe banana, exuding the scent of past fruitiness and maybe nurishing a [cute ape](https://as1.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/05/61/95/94/1000_F_561959417_51Cj7kCUd9zPivxqtCUkjMahdoMZLfTv.jpg). Boonana has some babana to it, but the bourbon, tobacco and musk make it wearable for everyone who is not J33pguy13.
Last try. Diesel- Spirit of the brave intense. The internet says its too sweet. Perfect for my plan.
NOT!!! Its just warm vanilla. Its so boring and the longevity is garbage.
I am sorry I failed you.

[No Homo!](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/333762199-512-k582744.jpg)