July 26, 2023
- Brush: Razorock Beehive Synthetic 28mm
- Razor: Merkur 33c
- Blade: Gillette Platinum
- Lather: Summer Break Soaps – Teacher’s Pet
- Post Shave: Thayers – Rose Petal
I guess I could use just about anything to shave today, but fuck that noise. Is using a regular shaving soap for Wildcard Wednesday boring as all hell? Yes. Does it get me a sponsor point I wouldn’t get any other day? Also yes.
My den is certainly not the biggest or most impressive in the sub, but I have collected a few soaps over the years. Actually shuffling everything around for a picture made me realize just how many of my different soaps are just samples picked up for Lather Games over the years.
Any Shave Goes to the tune of Anything Goes by Cole Porter
Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the shavers got a shock
When they landed on wetshaving
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on wetshaving
Wetshaving would land on them
In olden days not wetshaving
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, LatherBot knows
Any shave goes
Good shavers too who once knew better words
Now only write four letter words
Writing posts,
Any shave goes
The sub has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
When most soaps today
That shavers prize today
Are not meant for shaving at all
And though I'm not a great wetshaver
I know that I'm bound to lather
When you propose
Any shave goes
When grandmama whose age is eighty
In subreddits is getting lathered with gigolo's
When shavers pack and leave poor father
Because they decide they'd rather be shaving bros
Any shave goes
If lathering soap you like
If sharp blades you like
If brushes you like
If shaved limbs you like
If King C Gillette you like
Or me lathered up you like
Why, nobody will oppose!
When every night
The set that's shaved is intruding in shaving subs on Reddit
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
When most soaps today
That shaver prize today
Are not meant for shaving at all
And though I'm not a great wetshaver
I know that I'm bound to lather
When you propose
Any shave goes
If shaving your face you like
If green soaps you like
If old shaves you like
If Lather Games you like
If shaving hairs you like
With young bears you like
Why nobody will oppose!
And though I'm not a great wetshaver
I know that I'm bound to lather
When you propose
Any shave goes...
Any shave goes!