SOTD by u/hairykopite

u/hairykopite posted on 2023-07-25 23:24:09-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

July 26, 2023 – Wildcard Wednesday

  • Brush: My hand
  • Razor: Matador – De Lux
  • Blade: Polsilver (3)
  • Lather: Ed Sheeran – Tingly Ted’s Hot Sauce

So I started the day with a nice bottle of Mr Ed Sheerans very own Hot Sauce, now anything above Paprika levels is a tad spicy for me so I don’t know if I was more worried about getting it in my eyes or my mouth.

Now there is a video but again feel free to skip as I can’t edit for shit and I seem to dry up and show the charisma only comparable to a block of old Tofu.

Ed Sheeran all over my head

I considered using a pre shave but thought that would be cheating, so with my snood on to try and protect my eyes I poured this bottle of Sheerans spicy hot love juice over my egg head. I expected it to be a touch thicker and not rush straight towards my eyes but my trusty snood did the job. Forgive me saying wacky Wednesday, we do a wacky Wednesday at work so its embedded into me im afraid.

A quick pass and I was ready to slap some more red lava over my poor head, I can confirm this offers no slickness, no protection whatsoever.

Now what could you use to top hot sauce, well only the worst Splash in my den WAR. Now I love B&M but fml does this stuff stink, it’s just plain nasty. How can someone who created such masterpieces like Paganinis Violin and Diamond (Yes Diamond is amazing) of created this hot mess of coriander.

Now I have scrubbed my head twice with various soaps, showered and scrubbed again and still I can’t shake this scent an hour after the event.

My head is currently on fire, the whole house is moaning about the smell, and to top it off the wife got to the bathroom before I cleaned it so I’m pretty much dead now.

One hour later is this is me currently, a social pariah the even family refused to eat breakfast with me.

Update

I think my wife really hates me, in her words "which stupid F%&£ told you to use that horrible smell today, you are a £&*%ing Moron.

Daily Challenge

So I only keep a small selection in the house and I rotate each season the rest I keep in my garage, I keep a few non boxed razors here and the rest along with the brushes are in our bedroom but the wife is busy decorating and I'm not about to piss her off any more today so this will have to do

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**[July 26, 2023 – Wildcard Wednesday](https://imgur.com/a/zPkvkav)**

* **Brush:** My hand
* **Razor:** Matador – De Lux
* **Blade:** Polsilver (3)
* **Lather:** Ed Sheeran – Tingly Ted’s Hot Sauce

So I started the day with a nice bottle of Mr Ed Sheerans very own Hot Sauce, now anything above Paprika levels is a tad spicy for me so I don’t know if I was more worried about getting it in my eyes or my mouth.

Now there is a video but again feel free to skip as I can’t edit for shit and I seem to dry up and show the charisma only comparable to a block of old Tofu.

[Ed Sheeran all over my head](https://youtu.be/Y9u91q6G9fw)

I considered using a pre shave but thought that would be cheating, so with my snood on to try and protect my eyes I poured this bottle of Sheerans spicy hot love juice over my egg head. I expected it to be a touch thicker and not rush straight towards my eyes but my trusty snood did the job. Forgive me saying wacky Wednesday, we do a wacky Wednesday at work so its embedded into me im afraid.

A quick pass and I was ready to slap some more red lava over my poor head, I can confirm this offers no slickness, no protection whatsoever.

Now what could you use to top hot sauce, well only the worst Splash in my den WAR. Now I love B&M but fml does this stuff stink, it’s just plain nasty. How can someone who created such masterpieces like Paganinis Violin and Diamond (Yes Diamond is amazing) of created this hot mess of coriander.

Now I have scrubbed my head twice with various soaps, showered and scrubbed again and still I can’t shake this scent an hour after the event.

My head is currently on fire, the whole house is moaning about the smell, and to top it off the wife got to the bathroom [before I cleaned](https://imgur.com/a/5QxMNH1) it so I’m pretty much dead now.

One hour later is this is me currently, [a social pariah](https://imgur.com/a/shLJ7rA) the even family refused to eat breakfast with me.

**Update**

I think my wife really hates me, in her words "which stupid F%&£ told you to use that horrible smell today, you are a £&*%ing Moron.


**Daily Challenge**

So I only keep a small selection in the house and I rotate each season the rest I keep in my garage, I keep a few non boxed razors here and the rest along with the brushes are in our bedroom but the wife is busy decorating and I'm not about to piss her off any more today so [this will have to do](https://imgur.com/a/06GxNC4)