2023-07-20 Les fous gèrent
- Brush: Zenith B35 Moar Boar #CHONK #OLDWORLD
- Razor: Bambaw Sea Green #RAINBOW
- Lather: Murphy and McNeil - Green Man
- Post Shave: Brut - Aftershave
- Fragrance: Murphy and McNeil - Green Man
Relevant Post-shave and Fragrance:
u/DoctorRotor said, /
"Just fougère after fougère." /
The hardware's green, too.
Challenge Accepted:
Lather Games haikus. /
Haikus enforce brevity. /
Good thinking, djudges.
I had a friend once. /
Thanks to her, I got practice. /
Her haikus were great.
Haikus have morae. /
Japanese is different. /
But this is English.
Make each line its own. /
Don't get all fast and loose with...
your haiku line breaks.
Good haikus observe major phrasal boundaries. See? This "haiku" sucks.
#FOF
What is a fougère? /
They're not what I might expect. /
They should be grassy.
That may not be fair. /
Varen is the best fougère. /
Stirling did it right.
Murphy and Mcneil. /
Green Man says "fougère" right there. /
I guess I'll trust them.
Three weeks of the Games. /
My nose is getting better. /
I smell the anise!
Lavender, jasmine /
And hey, I get the oakmoss! /
I guess it's grassy.
The scent gets better. /
It develops on my skin. /
That's why I bought it.
Oh! Free Disclaimer! /
If "bought from a gift card" counts; /
It was from my mom.
I did not know this: /
This Brut stuff is a fougère. /
I guess it smells fine.
Brut is way too strong. /
This is all I'll smell all day. /
But it's not too bad.
An old friend hates it. /
At least, for me to exude. /
Her father used it.
Though it's a classic, /
I'm not sure of the appeal. /
To each their own, though.
They blend together, /
the Green Man fragrance and Brut; /
they're similar (duh).
#photocontest
Photo:
They're Wild Animals. /
Artemis likes watching them. /
We both just waited.
That jasmine still lives. /
Watered 90 times a day. /
It's so fucking hot.
The air's made of death. /
Don't think you can go outside; /
you will not survive.
Wouldja look at this: /
An "Excessive Heat Warning"? /
Yeah, no shit. We know.