SOTD by u/putneycj

u/putneycj posted on 2023-07-19 18:49:31-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

July 19, 2023 – Running Sock Cream Day

  • Brush: Darn Tough Running Sock
  • Razor: Merkur 34C
  • Blade: Gillette Silver Blue
  • Lather: Cremo – Original
  • Post Shave: Stirling Soap Co. – Mountain Man

First, just why? Second, I went for a 4 mile run (ok yes it was two 2 milers back to back, but I had to pee and the house we’re staying at in Michigan was the perfect stop). Gravel roads are some of the best to run on – so much easier on these knees. It’d also help if I lost another 20 pounds, but what’s the fun in that.

Anyway, I tell you this not because I’m flexing the run (just look at the time, it’s not worth flexing) – but to give you the back story of the sock I used to lather. 4 miles in some stinky running shoes before soaking, creaming, rubbing, soaking again, and finally settling for a not so bad first lathering. First pass went A-OK.

Then, the sock just ate my lather and I didn’t bring that much with so I couldn’t just keep loading the sock up. So pass two looked like this and by the end this was what I had for pass 3 which, needless to say, did not go well. I spared the photos because this is not r/wicked_edge, after all. We’re dignified over here, remember?

How am I supposed to explain one cream filled soaking wet sock to my wife when she does laundry tomorrow? I can’t tell her I rubbed that thing on my face, how humiliating.

Overall, the shave sucked. Big shock. I don’t generally enjoy shaving post workout because it leads to razor burn and now you Neanderthals thought it would be fun to make me lather with a sock. Just listen.

The scent on Cremo is fine. Cremo describes it as a citrusy smell and I guess I get that – it really just smells like the Cremo base with a little bit of citrusy lemon mixed in. I did sniff the Silver Water & Birch variety today and that was nice. Not $10 nice, but, nice. Mountain main will pair with about anything and it worked well here to cover up any sweaty sock stench, plus my wife likes it.

Anyway – the Merkur 34c performed well, I tried to learn from some earlier participants and use a nice, mild razor. I don’t know that it really helped such a dry shave experience, but, using a feather in a Blackbird would have been worse, I guess.

Anyway. Screw you, creator of this challenge, I hope you get awful sleep tonight (and nothing more because really it’s not that bad and I’m not a monster like you)!

FOF Haiku of the day

Sweaty Running sock
Citrusy cream spread thinly
Thankful no sweat stank

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This SOTD is part of the challenge
  1. Lather Games 2023
  2. Feats of Fragrance 2023
**[July 19, 2023 – Running Sock Cream Day](https://imgur.com/zfqDYjZ)**

* **Brush:** Darn Tough Running Sock
* **Razor:** Merkur 34C
* **Blade:** Gillette Silver Blue
* **Lather:** Cremo – Original
* **Post Shave:** Stirling Soap Co. – Mountain Man

First, just [why](https://media.makeameme.org/created/why-do-you-5aedbf.jpg)?
Second, I went for a [4 mile run](https://imgur.com/kj9TW8B) (ok yes it was two 2 milers back to back, but I had to pee and the house we’re staying at in Michigan was the perfect stop). [Gravel roads](https://imgur.com/WHITDzk) are some of the best to run on – so much easier on these knees. It’d also help if I lost another 20 pounds, but what’s the fun in that.

Anyway, I tell you this not because I’m flexing the run (just look at the time, it’s not worth flexing) – but to give you the back story of the [sock](https://imgur.com/jn3AoQD) I used to lather. 4 miles in some stinky running shoes before [soaking](https://imgur.com/eDLrmEC), [creaming](https://imgur.com/mYRu48A), [rubbing](https://imgur.com/gnhuN1x), [soaking again](https://imgur.com/kVQrrUS), and finally settling for a [not so bad first lathering](https://imgur.com/dNVvoqp). First pass went A-OK.

Then, [the sock just ate my lather](https://imgur.com/8T1X34B) and I [didn’t bring that much with](https://imgur.com/yyNsE7W) so I couldn’t just keep loading the sock up. So pass two [looked like this](https://imgur.com/uz9vqlj) and by the end [this](https://imgur.com/HnTOPgt) was what I had for pass 3 which, needless to say, did not go well. I spared the photos because this is not r/wicked_edge, after all. We’re [dignified](https://imgur.com/HnTOPgt) over here, remember?

How am I supposed to explain _one_ cream filled soaking wet sock to my wife when she does laundry tomorrow? I can’t tell her I rubbed that thing on my face, how humiliating.

Overall, the shave sucked. Big shock. I don’t generally enjoy shaving post workout because it leads to razor burn and now you Neanderthals thought it would be fun to make me lather with a sock. Just [listen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYmOqPFyJPw).

The scent on Cremo is fine. Cremo describes it as a citrusy smell and I guess I get that – it really just smells like the Cremo base with a little bit of citrusy lemon mixed in. I did sniff the Silver Water & Birch variety today and that was nice. Not $10 nice, but, nice. Mountain main will pair with about anything and it worked well here to cover up any sweaty sock stench, plus my wife likes it.

Anyway – the Merkur 34c performed well, I tried to learn from some earlier participants and use a nice, mild razor. I don’t know that it really helped such a dry shave experience, but, using a feather in a Blackbird would have been worse, I guess.

Anyway. Screw you, creator of this challenge, I hope you get awful sleep tonight (and nothing more because really it’s not _that_ bad and I’m not a monster like you)!

#FOF Haiku of the day
Sweaty Running sock
Citrusy cream spread thinly
Thankful no sweat stank