July 9, 2023 - A Cup of Joe
Brush: Coffee Mug
Razor: Coffee Grinder
Lather: Cup of Coffee
Post Shave: Caffeine
One of the nice things about taking control of Cowzilla3’s posting on days he’s not shaving because I’ve hacked his accounts is that you don’t have to suffer through his inane excuses for using Old Spice on days that Old Spice doesn’t fit at all. Can you imagine him trying to convince you that Tonka Beans are actually quite close to Coffee Beans so he should be rewarded? BWAHAHHAHAHAH HA HA Ha ha… ha.
It’s nice to have a good laugh.
Anyway, today I drank some coffee in my kitchen, took some time to think, and relaxed. It was the same thing that shaving helps me do and put me into a very Air Bud state of mind. Now, the rules now state that this won’t count as shave, of course, but we all know that in reality, the Air Bud Rule is far more than finding loopholes so all you have to do is lather. The arguments have already been made and proven for why, if you’re truly committed, all you need to do is lather to shave. But… maybe Cowzilla3 didn’t go far enough. Do we even need to lather at all? I’d argue no. I was put into a shaving state of mind simply be taking a moment with my cup of coffee in my kitchen (an on-theme, on-daily-challenge moment). For the same justifications that trimming hair off your face is not needed to shave we can simply state that as long as you are thinking about shaving and keeping the process in your heart then you have shaved.
Of course, this would bring the Lather Games tumbling to the ground so most Air Budians would rather not admit it. They may even call me a heretic. That I am going to far. That power like this will only lead to my, Air Bud Ruler, downfall. To that, I say, that there is no too far! Join or else!
Sorry, I… I got carried away. Air Bud is open to all — from those who feel the need to lather to those that do not.
No matter where you fall, you can, of course, join the Air Bud Quest!