The Los Dupe files uncovered

• Lather: no scrub X red house farm - no scrub soap
• Brush: my hand #toll
• Razor: Wilkinson sword classic.

On theme because no scrub soap has no monetary value as it cannot be sold, my hand is free and the Wilko sword is a cheap 5 quid demon razor.

It was a horrible 1 pass shave after my run. But the run itself was interesting. I came across a weird usb stick and decided to bring it home to see what was in it.

There was one folder called DO NOT OPEN opened it, and there was a single word doc. It was called 197$ffpu*3.docx so I figured there was no virus.

Gentlesirs I hit the jackpot. I found out what Los Dupe has been up to these games and I have to apologize for seeking him out. If I had known he was on the side of the justife I never would've got involved.

The below is copied and pasted straight from the doc. Except the redactions are my own, to protect me and my loved ones.

IN THE LATHER GAMES DISTRICT COURT

FOR THE DISTRICT OF R/WETSHAVING

LATHER GAMES

v.

REDACTED (defendant)

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CRIMINAL NO. 9985/24/cg

VIOLATIONS:

Count 1: 24 L.G.C. §SC.28 (Frugal Friday)

INDICTMENT

• The Defendant, REDACTED was the 9th Champion of the Lather Games and a candidate for re-championment in 2024.

• In order to do this the defendant resorted to a plethora of different methods to retain advantage over the pack. This included using multiple brushes, soaps, razors in order to meet the criteria for the games.

• Despite having a range of brushes the defendant chose to use their hands on wildcard wednesday therefore bringing their hands into their shave den as brushes

• Established Lather Games case law has shown that hands cannot be procured and that ownership of a hand is not a requirement to shave. A hand brush is therefore intentionally and not inadvertently owned.

• Despite using his hands as a brush and his knowledge of the book of case law the defendant chose to use a brush, instead of his hands which he had already submitted as a ‘brush’ that he owns

• This was done to gain advantage in the 2024 Lather Games, by seeking to illegally procure points that he is not eligible for. This includes .5 special theme points, and between 1 and 5 bonus points depending on the severity of his crime

Los Dupe — Special counsel

Lather games department of Djustice

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