sonnet 116

Let me not to the wetshaving of true minds

Admit impediments; our sub is not a sub

Which alters dnb lists for gift-in-kinds

Or allows random posts from scrubs

O no, it is a daily scheduled lot

'That should be in the DQT if I'm not mistaken';

And it's star is our own latherbot

Whose worth's well known, tho tweaks bourbon keeps makin.

Sub's not time's fool, though BBS necks and cheeks

Within his bending sickle's compass come.

Sub alters not with his brief hours and weeks,

But bears it out even to the edge of doom:

If this be error and upon me proved,

I never writ, nor no man ever shaved.

Edit: I shaved

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