2024-06-21 - Anapestic Trimeter
- Lather: Wholly Kaw - Fougère Bouquet
- Post Shave: Stirling Soap Co. - Varen
- Fragrance: Stirling Soap Co. - Varen
- Razor: Wolfman Razors - Guerrilla
- Brush: Yaqi Metal Timberwolf
Unifying Theme: Fougères
Limerick (u/Enndeegee) Day:
Those initials foretell so much malice.
Is he excessively raising a chalice?
Be that as it may,
You see what's at stake:
It's to compensate for a wee phallus.
Would I say all these things, but in prose?
No, I wouldn't, but really, who knows?
Don't take heed in these words;
Consider them turds!
It's all I could think to compose.
I don't know how to write one of these.
And I wouldn't, if I did what I please.
Priusaurus may win
And I say, "Let him!"
Because he's spending the Games on his knees. 👀
^^u/Priusaurus
In these poems I can't take any pride;
I know that they seem rather snide.
I can't help but be sad;
The Games drive players mad!
And the dino's been broken by pride.
Truth be told, I don't know what he's done.
Something 'bout mowing? A thing with a bun?
The djudges aren't bosses,
So just cut your losses;
No one cares if you're not number one.
Just in case this is something you don't know
And I say this to all, plus the dino:
Relinquish the Games—
It's not worth the pains—
And let the victor be u/ginopono
#FOF
Feats of Fragrance, I've failed you this year.
'Cause I fucked the tag's format, I fear.
But it's all for the best
And I say this in jest:
I've no praise I can say for fougères.
That's not how you pronounce fougères.
Yeah, I know; just get out of my hair.
An approximate rhyme
When words don't fall in line?
Whatever; That's totally fair.
#photocontest Humor
I can joke when it's all on the fly.
But a humourous photo? Why try?
So I took a webcomic
Lest I seem catatonic—
Except puns make me just want to die.
I might hope that I've not made a mess
I wish you, one and all, great success!
Good luck in the Games
Reject any shame
I'll stop there, though, because I digress.