Jun. 15, 2024 - A Legally Binding Contract
- Prep: Shower, Baxter Shave Tonic
- Brush: Chisel and Hound False Kamani Fanchurian V18
- Razor: Blackland Sabre (2 Plate)
- Blade: GEM Stainless PTFE (1)
- Lather: Spearhead Shaving - Seaforth! Spiced
- Post Shave: Old Spice (Indian)
As I have remarked before, I don't especially plan ahead for these games given I'm only using Old Spice dupes to rack up as many points as possible. As such we got to today and I opened my cabinet to realize that my lowest shaving item was a tube of Praraso I bought when I first got into this hobby. But wait! The rules state that tubes don't count, only tubs (oh, the power of a single letter). Rejoice! I have many tubs of sopa but definitely an Old Spice dupe is the most used. Until I started going through my tubs and realized that this tub of Soapmakers of Awesometown that I picked up from the Maggards Meet Up PIF table was actually pretty low and much lower than anything else I had. You see, the problem with having a plethora of Old Spice dupes is that the love gets spread around so I don't actually use any one soap all that often.
What to do! I had to get rid of this tub of Awesometown. And so I did. Here you will find a legally binding document that transfers ownership of one (1) tub of Soapmakers of Awesometown into the ownership of one u/bmac92. This document has been signed by both me and bmac92 himself, thus transferring this half-used tub of soap from my den to his in a very legal sense. The aforementioned soap is heretofore not a part of my den and is, in fact, placed in a corner of my house now dubbed "Bmac92's Den Corner" until such time it can be transferred into Bmac92's possession. I will also note, for the record, that the tub of soap was transferred to bmac92 after his shave today, meaning it was not part of his den when his shave was completed and thus should not impact any scoring for him, especially as this tub of Soapmakers of Awesometown is clearly more full than the tub he shaved with.
As such, Soapmakers of Awesometown is no longer the closest-to-being-killed soap I have in my Den, since it isn't in my Den by any legal or physical standard, and Seaforth Spiced (which I do count in my grand schemes as an Old Spice dupe since it received a Great Spice Off) is my most killed. Odlly, that's not because I've used it any more than others but because people have asked for a lot of scoops for it and thus I've scooped it a bunch. If there are any arguments over this please speak to my lawyers.
I shaved with a god-awful pasty bit of lather, which I forgot to photograph because I was so angry at shaving with it.