- June 14
- Brush: Omega 10098 Boar
- Razor: Gem 1912 and EverReady 1912 #TWINS
- Blade: Gem
- Lather: The Holy Black – Lavender Creeper
- Post Shave: Maol Grooming – Wilde Flowers
- Fragrance: Prada – Luna Rossa
Since u/Enndeegee posted his poorly written manifesto and crackpot theories yesterday, I’ve been dragged into an all out Lather Games ~~investigation~~ witchhunt. But, I quite frankly, don’t know what to say. What’s the best way to engage with a crazy person on the internet? A normal person would have simply asked me who lead me here to reddit. But I’m not dealing with a normal person. I’m dealing with u/Enndeegee. And it doesn’t seem like “normal” is really his thing. So, I’m going to take u/jeffm54321’s advice and let him do his detecting. I’m sure there are clues sprinkled about and a quality detective would have figured this mystery out by now. But again – we’re not dealing with a quality detective. We’re dealing with u/Enndeegee.
Today’s shave was an ~~escapade~~ ice-capade where flowers and frost collide, leaving my face smoother than a glacier and fresher than a daisy in the morning dew. Fasten your seatbelts, for this flowery frolic was frosty!
I used The Holy Black’s Lavender Creeper soap. This isn’t just any lavender—it’s a lavender that creeps into your senses with a cool, refreshing mentholated touch. As I lathered up, it felt like a garden in springtime, but with a twist. The menthol in this soap snuck up on me like jack frost in a field of flowers. One moment, I’m inhaling the sweet, calming scent of lavender; the next, my face is tingling as if it’s been kissed by a frosty fairy. My cheeks went from a serene lavender field to an ice-cold mountain top in seconds. My floral fiesta turned into a refreshing tundra!
With my face already experiencing a menthol marvel, it was time for Maol Grooming’s Wilde Flowers splash. This is no ordinary aftershave—this is a wild bouquet in liquid form. The moment it hit my face, I felt like I was diving headfirst into a meadow. The lavender heavy florals danced around my senses. It was like hosting a garden party after a snowstorm—bizarre, delightful, and incredibly invigorating.
To top off this botanical bonanza, I reached for Prada’s Luna Rossa. This fragrance blends citrusy zest, a lavender punch, and aromatic herbs with a smooth, sophisticated base. After the cooling lavender and floral frenzy, Luna Rossa brought everything together with a touch of freshness. It was like stepping out of a cool, fragrant flower field and into a sleek, modern yacht. The citrus and lavender notes harmonized perfectly, creating a scent that was fresh and comforting.
Today's shave was an exhilarating journey through a world where flowers bloom on icy peaks and sophistication meets wild nature. My face emerged from this fragrant adventure feeling frozen while smelling like a botanical garden.
Challenge: Stack it to the moon!