July 5, 2023
- Razor: Gillette Sensor 3
- Lather: Gillette – Comfort Advantage 3 in 1
- Post Shave: Thayers – Rose Petal
Well, this was a shave. Not great, not terrible. I'm certainly not planning on giving up wetshaving anytime soon for it, but honestly, multiblade disposables and canned goop isn't too terrible. And it's all readily available from Target.
I spent yesterday thinking about what my perfect scent would be, and I think I eventually came to a conclusion:
- If USS_Spongebob is reading, it's this. There cannot possibly be any other, better scent. Bonus points if there's enough in a soap to cause ~~permanent facial damage~~ long lasting post shave feel.
- If you are not USS_Spongebob, I think some combination heavily featuring rose, honey, fig, and stone fruits would be a great scent. I now realize that this is more or less Restore from House of Mammoth (Side note: Ben, please restore Restore)
DQ Police to the tune of Hip Hop Police by Chamillionaire
Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Keep shavin', homie
Go, go, go, go, go, go
They on the soap
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Keep shavin', homie
Go, go, go, go, go, go
They on the soap
With so much drama in the subreddit
DQ police are listenin'
Be careful of your Reddit history
Looks like another unshaved mystery
It's lather, lather, lather
Ah, it's lather, lather, lather
Yeah, it's lather, lather, lather
Somebody tell 'em it's lather
Lather was the case and they blamed me
Officer, I didn't do it, you can't blame me, make claims
Could you please loosen up the rules in these games?
You can call me what you wanna, man, but I’m still a shaver
No cooperation is exactly what you will get
'Til I talk to my lawyer, you get nothing from me
You've obviously been watchin' too much IamCBD
I'm not a crash dummy, so don't even try
To talk your dirty trash to me, no BFI
If you are not guilty of anythin', then why did you stammer?
'Cause you the DQ police, and, plus, I saw you raising your ban hammer
And the scuttle wasn't empty it was obviously one
If you think I'm believin' that one then you're obviously dumb (huh?)
I know that you heard the sirens, you dived in
To the soap you was latherin' and shavin' in
Instead you shouldn't be whinin', but abidin' by the law
Now it's obvious that you're lyin'
With so much drama in the subreddit
DQ police are listenin'
Be careful of your Reddit history
Looks like another unshaved mystery
It's lather, lather, lather
Ah, it's lather, lather, lather
Yeah, it's lather, lather, lather
Somebody tell 'em it's lather
Lather was the case and they blamed me