Jun. 3, 2024 - There was only one choice
- Prep: Shower, Baxter Shave Tonic
- Brush: Dogwood Maggards 26mm SHD
- Razor: Heritage Collection Gibbs 15
- Blade: Personna Platinum (3)
- Lather: MERShaving Old Timer Spice
- Post Shave: Old Spice (Indian)
Believe it or not, I don't actually plan ahead all that much to shave with only Old Spice dupes all month, which led me to today as I frantically searched through my bin of dupes for something that wasn't vegan but also wasn't beef tallow. I was about to give up and grab Bundubeard, which I'd just shaved with, when I flipped over MERShaving and realized it was a Duck Fat base! Ducks are not cows. That's just a hard science fact.
I did not use Osma. Why? Is it because I don't own any? Is it because I don't want to? No. It's because u/onionmiasma is the worst kind of friend. The kind of friend who turns his back on you just because you forget one tiny little smush one time! The kind of friend who writes a mean song about you just because you didn't put some soap in the mail. Well, I've got a song for him now.
You Suck, A Song About OnionMiasma
LA LA LA LA You Suck.
LA LA LA LA You Suck.
LA LA LA LA You Suck.
That's the song.