- June 2
- Brush: Omega 10098 Boar #HOLLOW #OLDWORLD #TOLL
- Razor: Aylsworth razors – Drakkant #CNC
- Blade: Astra
- Lather: Zingari Man – The Nomad
- Post Shave: Barrister and Mann – Bay Rum
- Fragrance: Gentleman’s Nod – Bluegrass Muse
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye landlubbers, for a tale of a shave that be smoother than a mermaid's song and swifter than a pirate's blade. This be yer ol' shipmate, Captain Cleanbeard, bringin' ye the "Shave of the Day" with Zingari Man – The Nomad!
🏴☠️⚓️ Arr, I woke up this mornin' with a face as rough as a barnacle-covered hull. Me trusty cutlass had gone dull, and I needed somethin' to tame the wild seas of me stubble. Enter The Nomad, which chould have been called The Pirate, a shave soap so fine it could charm the gold outta Davy Jones' locker. They say she be a Bay Rum scent, but me nose smells a whole lotta lime in there too!
I lathered up, mates, and what a lather it be! Richer than a chest of Spanish doubloons and slicker than a dolphin's back. The scent? Aye, it whisked me away to distant shores, with hints of exotic spices and the open sea and plenty of lime to ward off scurvy. 'Twas like bein' on a treasure hunt in me own bathroom!
With me Drakkant in hand, I set sail across me face. The blade cut through the whiskers like a hot knife through butter, leavin' nary a nick nor a scratch. Smooth as a sea shanty on a moonlit night, me skin was left feelin' as soft as a sailor's sweetheart's kiss.
If ye be lookin' to tame the wild waters of yer beard, set course for a set up like this. The B&M Splash might be finest Bay Rum scent this side of the Seven Seas, guaranteed to make ye feel like the captain of a mighty ship, ready to conquer any adventure that comes yer way.
Then the Bluegrass Muse is the prrrrrrrfect compliment to Bay Rum soaps and splashes. Smells like a drink fit for Capt Jack Sparrow to drink out of a coconut once he commandeers a expeditious ship off the coast of Hispaniola. Yo-ho, yo-ho, a Pirates Shave for Meeeeeee!
Furrrr yurrrr fine challenge, u/Priusaurus seems to be a fine swashbuckler, with the heart o' a lion and the cunning o' a fox! His presence on this sub be as grand as a ship's mast on the horizon, and his spirit shines brighter than a treasure chest full o' gold doubloons. Aye, ye be the fiercest and most noble shaver to ever shave the seven seas! That Prius isn’t much of a pirate though, he be givin' away shushes and advise instead of takin' it like a good scoundrel should! He helped me a lot in preparation of these Lathering Games and I appreciate it more than a first mate appreciates a captain that still has both his hands!
Fair winds, smooth shaves, and fine smells to ye all! 🏴☠️🪒⚓️ #ROTY