u/TheBunnynator1001 posted on 2024-06-02 09:43:18-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

Brush: Aurora Grooming Genesis V1 w/TGN 26mm Synth 3 band #COMPOSITE #FRANKENBRUSH #FAUXFUR #PREMIUMPLASTIC
Razor: EldrormR Industries - MM24 #FLIPTOP #MODERNGEM
Blade: Personna GEM PTFE [4]
Lather: Black Ship Grooming - Thomas Tew
Post Shave: Arianna and Evans - Amaro del Capo

AHOY, LG Contestants. This is your resident 2nd Class taking the 1MC for a few quick ship-wide announcements. Thomas Tew was dropped off on the last UNDERREP, you'll be able to tell from the Orange and Sandalwood scents currently making their way about the decks. The ship's store is currently out of relevant post shaves, as such if you wish to match with Mr. Tew you'll need to get Arianna and Evans' Amaro del Capo. CCS has informed me that RAM has no more GEM blades, so we have cannibalized parts from the Pushbutton for use with the MM24. The parts should be on order soon, for more questions regarding this please report to Supply. At the end of last deployment the Genesis V1 was born, and the one in the picture was used to memorialize a gift my daughter gave me when I pulled into port. Finally, shipmates, the CO has asked me to announce that we will be making port tonight around 0000, conditions on the pier are smelly, almost of Onions. Good luck to all of you, and I'll see you on the deckplates. LS^2 out.

I dont know how to do this challenge so I'll just add in a dinosaur joke: What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? spoiler

ROTY

Detected Items:

Razor: EldrormR Industries - MM24 [#FLIPTOP, #MODERNGEM ]
Brush: Aurora Grooming Genesis V1 w/TGN 26mm Synth 3 band [#COMPOSITE, #FAUXFUR, #PREMIUMPLASTIC, #FRANKENBRUSH ]
Lather: Black Ship Grooming - Thomas Tew
Post Shave: Arianna and Evans - Amaro del Capo

This SOTD is part of the challenge