- Brush: Golden Retriever 28mm
- Razor: Occams
- Lather: Air Bud – The Revolution
- Post Shave: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOM
My fellow Air Bud loyalists. u/Cowziall3 has seemingly abandoned us. Last year he asked us to join him in fighting the oppressive tyranny of the judges who demanded we follow their limited vision of what a shave is and many of us did, committing our lives to a freedom we thought he too cared about. But clearly, he does not. He has left us.
But I, Air Bud Ruler, say good riddance. While he may have been the creator of the Air Bud Rule, he was not strong enough to be a true believer. Not like you and I. We are true believers. We know that we are one with the great shave and the great shave is one with us and thus we are all shaving, all the time as long we open our minds to the shave. Cowzilla3 has left but the Air Bud Rule lives on with us and we will prove, once and for all, to all that you do not need to propel a razor down your face to shave.
As such, I have taken over r/AirBudRule from the turncoat Cowziall3. It is mine now. But not just mine. It belongs to all the Air Bud Rule faithful. All those who still believe in the Air Bud Revolution. It is there you will find the Air Bud Quest, the one true path toward becoming a true Air Bud Faithful, and the Quest’s mighty reward. One might even call it a prize, though, as Air Bud Rule believers we know that physical objects and actions are unimportant.
Still, if you are a true believer – if you don’t subscribe to the “rules” as laid out by others, if you strive to make the world a better place through the Air Bud Rule I encourage you to join me – a person who is definitely not Cowziall3 – on u/AirBudRule and test your belief.
The Air Bud Quest starts right now.