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• Brush: MOAR F’N BOAR
• Razor: EldrormR Industries MM24
• Blade: GEM PTFE (9)
• Lather: Talent Soap Factory - Cayman Express
• Post Shave: Stirling - Coconut Lime splash
• Post Shave: Zingari Man - Unscented AS balm

Welcome back to Wetshaving Arena for another first round matchup. The word 'blowout' immediately comes to mind when you look at the teams. Word coming out of the locker room is that Rod and Mandy aren't suiting up for this match up because of (checks notes) stomach pains from laughing so hard since the day the bracket was released. They are apparently more than happy to let their benchwarmers run the TSF folks up and down the court.

When you look at this matchup, it's hard to see a typical 3 v. 14 scenario. It's not like this 14 seed is some upstart from a league that features any number of University of Little Sisters of the Poor. Hell, this looks more like my DIII alma mater (Go Polar Bears!) getting ready to tip off against Duke. I think we are all wondering whether the Mercy Rule is an option here.

Now, I've got plenty of Stirling in my collection and, as you can see, I brought MOAR BOAR and a Stirling splash to the party. But today, I need to support the underdog. TSF has some interesting scents and makes a solid vegan base. They consider this scent to be their bay rum, but it really smells more Spiced-adjacent to me. Maybe using this scent gets TSF to 5 points today, which is where I have the over/under set. Who the hell knows?

Drinking coffee and preparing for yoga teaching. Try to enjoy your day and remember to be kind to one another.

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