https://imgur.com/a/eN5MOzo
- Lather: Proraso - Eucalyptus Oil and Menthol Cream
- Sock: Runnox, Ankle Cut
- Razor: Gillette Gold Ball-End Tech
- Blade: Gillette 7 O'Clock SharpEdge Yellow
- Post Shave: Duke Cannon - Ice Cold Balm
Djudge's and Lather Competitors, I'm sad to announce that we have a mole. Yep, that's right, an insider threat has wormed their way into our ranks. Now I'm not sure who it is, but I assure you that we're in dangerous waters. We have been infiltrated by Big Lather.
Let me explain. I conducted a thorough investigation consisting of listening to the Lather Games podcast and completing the daily challenge on theme today. Let me tell you that within those parameters and through my exhaustive research that no stone was left un-turned.
Discovery 1: the sock EATS cream. I used at least 3 times as much cream to get any sort of Lather.
Discovery 2: the Djudges mentioned reaching out to Proraso to sponsor the Lather Games (like they aren't already lining your pockets).
Discovery 3: Proraso makes shaving cream.
Conclusion: the Djudges are ALREADY in bed with Proraso! Whoever decided that today was lather with a sock day did it to get us to use MORE of their product! Look at the facts sheeple, Proraso is a gateway drug to a shaving product addiction, we all probably have some in our den and it's a theme of the games every year! By having us unsuspecting participants lather with a SOCK, we're going to consume much more of their product! Proraso stood to gain upwards of 25¢ from today's theme and likely TRIPLED their take to 75¢ by making us lather with a sock! Don't be naive Lather-letes, Proraso has flipped one of the Djudges into making this happen.
So what was it, traitor? Money? Sex? Travel? Career opportunities? Fringe benefits?
Was it worth it?
We, the faithful shaving community DEMAND answers!