SOTD by u/djanovshaving

u/djanovshaving posted on 2023-07-15 12:31:10-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

Lather Games Day 15

  • Prep: Warm water
  • Brush: Mühle - Rocca Jet
  • Razor: Mühle - Rocca Jet
  • Blade: Voskhod
  • Lather: Barrister and Mann - Le Grand Chypre
  • Post Shave: Barrister and Mann - Le Grand Chypre

Today is one of these days! Full of shit! But like sheep shit. Small but plenty and I step on them all day!!!! I don't know why? Maybe because is Chypre day! And all of them is for me!!Sheep spread shit in all Cyprus!!! And all of them is for me!!! At first my plan was to go to near mountains because I have day off. To rest on my hammock near small waterfall. To eat and make relaxing video of my shave! Great plan!!! But you know what they said "if you want to make God to laugh ( or throwing sheep shit on you ) make plan". First I forged my phone! I returned to take it back. Arrived but can't find a good spot. After that I have to clean some branches and I forged my saw! Didn't put in my backpack and he stays comfortably in my car! And because is fu*king Saturday there is people everywhere and if I go back somebody will take my spot! My Victorinox Huntsman save me! I have it always with me (and few other blades) But I pay heavy price! I have to clear a lot of branches and one thick little less then 20 cm. I was tired and pissed off!!! I lay back for short break in my hammock! But more people start coming and I decided to make first picture and video before starts crowdy. I was prepared my Mühle Rytmo set because have wooden handles and will match perfectly with nature. But guess what?! I forged to take razor blade!!!! @%&#@@$%#@## Really?!? Am I so stupid? I was so furious!!! Start packing and return to home! And I was ready to go back when my phone rings and my friends call me to ask for my exact location because they arrived! F@##%@@$#CK!!!! I forged that yesterday I was ask them to join me today. OK!!! I spend few hours whit them and I returned home! Now at home I change to Mühle Rocca set. Because was already in my bathroom with blade and ready to use and I don't want to waste more time! In my head on the way back pops genius idea! Because today is Stirling's sponsored day and they are my favorite ( from this brand I have more soaps then others) I'll make joke video in the beginning of real one!!! Amazing!!! The judges will laughing so hard that they will give me all the points in the world!!! I takes one green laver ( green like Stirling's jar so great idea so innovative so original ) full of water. Put half bottle dishwash detergent. Open jar Stirling "Deton-8" take a little, micro peace soaphttps://imgur.com/xvhW8Uz and throw it in water. Grabbed the toilet brush and start stirring like crazy with exclamations " Oooo sooooo much bubbles,...... so quickly became lather from so little..... Detonated great!!..." WTF!!!! Was horrible!!! The most stupid video ever!!!! If Rod seen it he will put bounty on my head or he will shoot me personally!!! I have so much respect to this guy! Ranger making one of the greatest shaving soaps and I'll make him hate me!??!! No way!! I never show this video ( only if Rod personally required)! Its better to loss this challenge! OK I'll regroup and make only shave video!!! Another sheep shit!!!! And I dropped my phone in the sink. Don't worry guys it is waterproof but Another shity video and thank god that my phone battery end to stop this nonsense! This parade of stupidity and lack of originality!!! I'll apply some screenshot just to verify his existence but this video never gonna see lightt!!! F@#$@@$%%$CK!!!! OK I'll writing about watshaving tuber!!! Bit I don't have one!!!!! OK calm down and write few sentences and wrap this misery!!!!! I don't have favorite star in wet shaving. But in the beginning I watched a lot Geo Fatboy videos. And videos about hardware and to know who is top soap makers to buy some of their soaps. But that was less then week. Taste about fragrances and base and safety razors is so individual and I understand that have to start taste and make my own experience. And start to following soap makers in Instagram and start looking for their vendors in Europe and buy stuff. I watch all videos in u/MrTangerinsky YouTube channel. Friend and part of our shave group. That's it!!! I'll go to jump from high building!!!! Oooo nooo I forget another sheep shit! For tomorrow! I have plan to go to nearby ranch! Western atmosphere. I borrowed two revolvers!!! Tomorrow I'll use Chiseled face "Ghost town barber" but guess what before few minutes call me and want me to work tomorrow !!!! So bye bye video!!! Bye bye nice photos!!! I am done!!! P.S. forged the soap! Its amazing!!! Its Barrister!!!!! And if someone is so curious what is in it .....google it!!!!!

P.P.S. and now all judges will hate me for this long writing and wasting their time full of sheep shit!!!!

ROTY

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