July 10, 2023 - Air Bud: The Musical
Lather: Black Ship Grooming - Siren's Song
Did you know that there's no Air Bud Musical? Weird, right? Of all the franchises Disney could make into a classic musical this has got to be at the top of the pile. It would also help with my ability to have some sort of segway into the next part of this post and connect everything to the Siren's Song soap, but alas, there isn't one so we'll just have to crash hard into it.
As Cowzilla3 has recently admitted in this insightful and upsetting interview, he has only watched Air Bud once in full. The more we learn about it the more we understand just how unfit he was to carry the Air Bud Rule mantle forward. It's facts like these that would have helped us all know that he'd turn on us the moment it got hard.
Well, I won't. I Air Bud Ruler have watched Air Bud 457.5 times (that half time was because I had to rescue some puppies from a well in order for them to star in Air Bud 34: Bud Plays Shuffle Board). As such, I know that not all judges are bad. In fact, the judge at the end of Air Bud sides with Air Bud! Yes, there are judges out there who see logic and reason. In fact, this judge ignores almost all legal precedent and any actual law to decide who Air Bud should go to. If that's not Air Bud Ruling, I don't know what is.
You should check out the ending of Air Bud yourself and then watch the entire film four or five times to truly understand what a masterpiece it is. It will definitely help you with the Air Bud Quest.