SOTD 03/22/2024
Brush: B1 Washo
Razor: Weber PH/WRH2
Lather: House of Mammoth (formerly known as Mammoth Soaps) Mood Indigo
Aftershave: Chatillon Lux Les Boissons sur le Porche
Now imagine for a second I was a pre-pandemic WSB memelord who put hours of work into overlaying witty captions over this clip. I didn't, mind you, but just imagine I did. Or don't. But don't hold me responsible for your poor literary analysis.
I see what's going on here and I don't like it. This ain't my first rodeo; I've seen how the DQ police and their henchmen work. This whole game is fixed. Just a giant combination of shadow soapers and perfumers, making it impossible for us plebs to navigate this competition without a misstep, leading the Cabal to deliver the results they see fit just in case we don't give them their desired outcome.
I'll have you judges know I carefully selected my products so as to be above reproach, but I fear even that might not be enough given how expertly you rigged this competition. Everyone knows House of Mammoth soaps aren't made by the Mammoth artisan, but by a fellow competitor in the bracket. No way I'm falling for that trap, so I picked something that was made by Ben himself - both the soap and the scent - but the brand doesn't technically fit the one you've declared we use so what am I - what are all of of us - to do? I guess all we can do is do our best and wait for the outcome you decide. As for aftershave, I've used an artisan not even competing, although his fingerprints are on so many products that have been used I wouldn't put it past you to be running some super secret side competition without telling us - maybe you say it's in good fun but the reality is it just gives you another out to get the result you want. I've seen it before, don't call me crazy.
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