u/GUTLMiasma's SOTDs for challenge 'Lather Games 2023'

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  1. u/GUTLMiasma posted on 2023-07-20 11:32:42-07:00 (Pacific Standard Time). Reddit Comment (See markdown)

    July 19, 2023 - Dupelgänger Day

    • Brush: Noble Otter 26mm Synthetic
    • Razor: Blackland Razors Era
    • Blade: Gillette Platinum (1)
    • Lather: Fine Accoutrements - Platinum
    • Post Shave: Stirling Soap Co. - Unscented - Balm
    • Fragrance: Creed - Aventus

    Daily Write-Up:
    As many on the sub have, I have read u/itchypooter’s post about Why Your Lather is Terrible, and personally found him to be full of it. I don’t know why you would listen to someone who so obviously struggles with anal hygiene, and so I’ve long held that a pasty lather is a good lather.

    Unfortunately, that means today I get a wet, messy lather - like this guy. Let me tell you how excited I am for this shave. To prove how right he is, I’m going to be shaving over this priceless watercolor painting. I expect it will be ruined.

    In order to really control my lather, I’m choosing to bowl lather today. I grab my trusty bowl, and scoop an almond-sized nugget of soap, and get started lathering. I chose a synthetic brush because I feel like it gives me a little bit better control, also because I love the smell of Aventus, and I don’t want to get tired of it because my natural-hair brushes smell like it for weeks.

    I started building the lather, and as soon as it was started, it was time to [move to the face](. I added the lather to my face, and then, since we’re doing a wet lather, I continued to add more water until it was shiny, wet and nearly [dripping off my face[(https://imgur.com/EXcRcU3).

    I used my Blackbird to scrape the incredibly messy lather and whiskers off of my face. Did a second pass with the wet lather, and then moved to aftershave.

    As you can see, my work area is a freaking disaster. The painting is absolutely destroyed.

    So, Mrs. Miasma likes my typical lathering method, because I keep the bathroom tidy and “quietly suffer a subpar shave in the name of cleanliness“. But, having shaved with a wet and nasty lather - u/itchypooter is clearly wrong. Just think of the damage to our bathroom decor that could be avoided by shaving with a pasty lather.

    Soap Theme Justification
    * Per the artisan site, this is inspired by Aventus. Which is code for: “direct dupe of Aventus”.

    Post-Shave and Fragrance Relevance Notes
    * My theme for scents is “Aventus without distraction” * For the Frag, I chose the real thing. I had a sample of Aventus in my drawer. I love it. I personally think it smells kind of douchey. But maybe I’m in love with it because I’m a douche. * For the AS, I went with Stirling’s Unscented Balm. Stirling has brought Aventus to the masses with their Executive Man, so h/t to them via my product selection.

    Detected Items:

    • Razor: Blackland Razors Era
    • Brush: Noble Otter 26mm Synthetic
    • Lather: Fine Accoutrements - Platinum
    • Post Shave: Stirling Soap Co. - Unscented
    • Fragrance: Creed - Aventus

    Sponsor Uses

    • Blackland razors (Hardware Sponsor Points)

    Shitlisted: An Anonymous Djudge remarked:

    User creates Dupelgänger account to shit on itchypooter twice