July 26, 2023 – Wildcard Wednesday, Baby
- Razor: Gillette Travel Tech #jetsetter
- Blade: 7 O’Clock – Sharpedge (Yellow) (4)
- Lather: Johnson’s – Baby Oil
- Post Shave: Barrister and Mann – Marilyn
- Fragrance: Barrister and Mann – Marilyn
Let’s get down to it. This is a baby shave. Even the razor is baby sized. I mean look at the travel tech! So tiny! Another loaner from u/Chronnoisseur420 to help with the tags.
The internet says mineral oil (the main component of baby oil) can be used as a shaving solution. So we’re gonna do it.
Baby Oil, baby post shave, and a baby frag. “Wait what?” you’re thinking. Well let my #fof post explain.
I get a very heavy powder note off Marilyn. Not to say I don’t like it, I like it enough to own a trifecta. But it reminds me a bit of baby powder, (I’m old enough to remember using that for my siblings.) So here we are, a shave that’s not quite BBS but smelling like a baby’s butt.
Even my #photocontest entry is babyfied. It’s an entry for “food” and what food did I choose? A pouch of baby food puree. (alas the only way our kids will eat vegetables.)
For challenge, I give you a video tour of my den led by my daughter. It’s only a minute and 20 seconds so take a look around with us.
OK #ROTY folks. 5 let’s go.
Lastly, since this is Wildcard Wednesday, Wildcards are cards that than mimic or beat another card’s value. I’m gonna assume that applies to LG bits today too. Sorry u/Priusaurus, gonna make use of your interview bit your use with a not at all made up interview with ~~our friends~~ the assholes at PAA.
1. So you’ve gone by a few names, who exactly am I talking to now?
I suppose that depends on who gets me the most clicks.
2. Ok.. Uhh how did you get into shaving supplies.
I was on on a trip to the exotic land of…
Ok I’m gonna stop you there. Don’t really need one of your rambling bullshit product descriptions. Is there a real answer?
I saw some marks to leverage.
3. You mean markets?
No.
4. Sigh. Ok. You’ve been accused of ripping off… Well a lot. including recently the Hawaiian Punch logo Care to talk about this?
You’re blatantly ripping off this bit, do you have a leg to stand on?
5. I’m shit posting. But I did walk into that, so let’s move on. Is there anything that makes PAA different?
A legion of bought YouTube influencers, SEO, and a ton of r/w_e shills posting affiliate links? What do you got?
My integrity. And enough sense to end this.
Edited to fix some formatting
Edited 2, forgot the travel tech pic.